Best Homer Beer Quotes & Sayings

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen — Homer

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Homer

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. — Homer

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something. — Homer

Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. — Homer

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers. — Homer

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. — Homer

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover. — Homer