Best Gruden Quotes & Sayings

I call them the Sons of Anarchy Muhammad WilkerSON, Damon HarriSON, Sheldon RichardSON — Jon Gruden

Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle. — Jon Gruden

If you understand our salary cap, you have to be logical. If Barry Sanders , for instance, came out of retirement, if we were interested we probably couldn't get real interested. So you've got to temper your enthusiasm with the reality of our situation. — Jon Gruden

I just wanna see some football. — Jon Gruden

The Seahawks defense has to go balls deep to win this game. — Jon Gruden

I bet you like sitting at red lights. — Jon Gruden

Right now Von Miller is the best pass rusher in the world. He looks exactly like Derrick Thomas did in his heyday. He can absolutely destroy a football game. — Jon Gruden

Mike, did you ever see the movie 'Cast Away?' In that movie, Tom Hanks' only friend was a ball named Wilson. In this game, Russell Wilson's only friend is a football. — Jon Gruden

You never stay the same. You either get better or you get worse. — Jon Gruden

I'm not thinking about coaching, I'm thinking about heading to Washington, watching the world champions and my brother coach — Jon Gruden

If any QB can complete passes to himself, it's Johnny Manziel. — Jon Gruden

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially Monday Night. — Jon Gruden

If I stop pushing you, if I stop demanding of you, if I stop getting on you, then I probably don't think you have much to offer. — Jon Gruden

Follow the ball, man. There's only one ball. They can only give it to one of them at a time, so let's not get too far away from the reality of it all. — Jon Gruden

Meaningless yards are not meaningful. — Jon Gruden

He should voicemail get open! — Jon Gruden

Just because you are getting younger doesn't mean you are getting better — Jon Gruden

You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit. — Jon Gruden

I'm going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night. — Jon Gruden