Best Funny Nba Quotes & Sayings
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Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards. — Bill Walton
A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama
Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys. — Charles Barkley
I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty clear what our strength is. — Michael Jordan
It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife. — Charles Barkley
They better not put me in the All -Star Game. I won't shoot, but I'll dominate that easy game. I'll be playing hard defense. I'll be foulin'. I'll be flagrant fouling. Everyone will be like, 'What are you doing?' — Metta World Peace
You could be adding gasoline to a roaring fire. We understand that. But this is who we are. — Brett Brown
Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work. — Earl Monroe
I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.' — Paul George
I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better. — Kevin Durant
The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN. — Mark Cuban
I don't know what's wrong with that girl. — Reggie Evans
I don't have the first clue who he is talking about, because all I worry about is Jerome. — Jerome James
Not a game, not a game ... practice. — Allen Iverson
Steve Kerr, now coaching Golden State after eight tumultuous and very inconsistent years at TNT. — Marv Albert
Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive. — Charles Barkley
We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. — Andrew Bogut
What do you have when you have an agent buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. — Pat Williams
Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here. — Charles Barkley
We played well all the way until, like, the second quarter. — LeBron James
If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA. — Gary Dornhoefer
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more? — Chris Rock
I was just getting acquainted with the wood. I wanted to see if it was maple or pine. — Kurt Rambis
I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet. — Tom Tolbert
I'm going to be one of the top four that's ever played this game, for sure. And if they don't want me to have one of those top four spots, they'd better find another spot on that mountain. Somebody's gotta get bumped, but that's not for me to decide. That's for the architects. — LeBron James
Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his! — Charles Barkley