Best Barney Stinson Legendary Quotes & Sayings

I told you had to be some kind of karmic opposite to the words I love you. — Joe Hill

Never allow a child to spend all of his allowance. Insist that he set aside a certain amount of money every week and put it in a safe place, where you can get it if you need to buy beer. — Dave Barry

(Suguri) You had an extra long walk, didn't you ... ? Let's go home ... — Yukiya Sakuragi

It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly. — Vaclav Havel

Style is the physiognomy of the mind. It is more infallible than that of the body. To imitate the style of another is said to be wearing a mask. However beautiful it may be, it is through its lifelessness insipid and intolerable, so that even the most ugly living face is more engaging. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? — George Carlin

My best lip gloss was in that purse but at that point, if he wanted to give it to one of his bitches, I was willing to let it go. (Gwen/Tack) — Kristen Ashley

I don't believe he had a responsibility to even answer that question - you have no responsibility to answer personal questions that people have no right to ask you. — Chris Matthews

The path I tread is lonely. There's not now and will never be a Prince Charming, or a best friend, or a nerdy sidekick for me. They all exist in the normal world with its own rules and regulations, a world I once knew but foolishly chose to leave behind. I'm an abandoned soul drifting beneath the veil of cold night. — Amy Belasen

The pursuit of joy is the purpose of life. — Steven Redhead

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity. — Leona Lewis

Plus, I was a math and science whiz from my first introduction to the subjects. — David Crane

Life is a lot easier when you realize that you're not in control of it all. — Karrine Steffans