Bertussi Plumbing Quotes & Sayings

It's amazing the way one can take a step ten and a half miles long and still always land in a cowpat. — Diana Wynne Jones

A European currency will lead to member-nations transferring their sovereignty over financial and wage policies as well as in monetary affairs ... It is an illusion to think that States can hold on to their autonomy over taxation policies. — Hans Tietmeyer

An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening. — Marlon Brando

WE APPROXIMATE THE BIRD'S BODY BY A SPHERE OF RADIUS 5CM, said Sib, I had no idea aerodynamics was so entertaining — Helen DeWitt

Raise as little as you can to get you to something that you can show - plus maybe a quarter or two so you have a little bit of cushion - and then raise some more money. Raise as little - not as much - as you can because that's the most expensive equity you're going to sell. — Douglas Leone

I'm hoping for a return to at least partial sanity someday, but I'm not optimistic. — David Rosenfelt

Silence is an arguement hard to refute — Anonymous

In life, you learn lessons. And sometimes you learn them the hard way. Sometimes you learn them too late. — Taylor Swift

Fulgoni gave me a look that I interpreted as a warning that I was crossing into a territory that he had deemed off-limits when we had last discussed his testimony. I gave him a look back that said too fucking bad. I have you under oath. I own you. — Michael Connelly

Men do not become tyrants in order that they may not suffer cold. — Aristotle.

There is no result in nature without a cause; understand the cause and you will have no need of the experiment. — Leonardo Da Vinci

I don't care whether people like me or dislike me. I'm not on earth to win a popularity contest. I'm here to be the best human being I possibly can be. — Tab Hunter

I feel like if you can describe something fully and accurately, then people will be able to see it themselves - they don't need be told what to. — Kenneth Lonergan

What to wear on a Minnesota farm? The older farmers I know wear brown polyester jumpsuits, like factory workers. The younger ones wear jeans, but the forecast was for ninety-five degrees with heavy humidity. The wardrobe of Quaker ladies in their middle years runs to denim skirts and hiking boots. This outfit had worked fine for me in England. But one of my jobs in Minnesota will be to climb onto the industrial cuisinart in the hay barn and mix fifty-pound bags of nutritional supplement and corn into blades as big as my body. Getting a skirt caught in that thing would be bad news for Betty Crocker. — Mary Rose O'Reilley