Bernikert Quotes & Sayings

The other day John McCain appeared on the show 'The View,' and one of the hosts accused McCain of being a liar. Yeah, she may have a point, because McCain started the interview by saying, 'Ladies, you look beautiful.' — Conan O'Brien

What is extraordinary about the character of Edna - and I speak as though I am completely outside this character and I am talking to you - I'm, as it were, in the wings, and she's on stage, and every now and then she says something extremely funny, and I stand there and think: 'I wish I'd thought of that.' — Barry Humphries

Don't match your weakness against your opponent's strength — Megan Whalen Turner

Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing. — Norman Ralph Augustine

We have other legislation that all of you are aware that I have been so active on, with my colleagues here, and that is to shut down the gun shows. — Frank Lautenberg

As a result of that experience, I do think all Anthropologies should provide a courtesy volcano just outside their dressing rooms so every woman who is revealed as completely inadequate by the lighting can throw herself in rather than contaminate the store staging for any longer than absolutely necessary. — Laurie Notaro

A house without books is a poor house, even if beautiful rugs are covering its floors and precious wallpapers and pictures cover its walls — Hermann Hesse

Awake all living souls and shine thy light. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing. — Alexander Pope