Berner Weed Quotes & Sayings

Either you take in believing in miracles or you stand still like the hummingbird. — Henry Miller

You can take a man out of Ireland, but you can't take the Irishness out of the man. — Tyson Fury

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. — Aaron Allston

Whether you sell hamburgers or computers, we're all in the customer service business. Our goal must be to exceed our customers' expectations every day. — Dave Thomas

Impostor; do not charge most innocent Nature, As if she would her children should be riotous With her abundance; she, good cateress, Means her provision only to the good, That live according to her sober laws, And holy dictate of spare temperance. — John Milton

My mortgage isn't getting any cheaper and I can't run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don't get me wrong, the Big Man upstairs does what he can but I've never once seen him filling up the tank of my car. — Mark Jackman

It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide. — Mike Judge