Benny Crossroads Quotes & Sayings

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children — Gorilla Monsoon

China should significantly augment the foreign aid and public goods it provides, so it can use these as a bargaining chip in its efforts to get more say in global decision-making — Wang Yizhou

My father's wery much in that line now. If my mother-in-law blows him up, he whistles. She flies in a passion, and breaks his pipe; he steps out, and gets another. Then she screams wery loud, and falls into 'sterics; and he smokes wery comfortably till she comes to agin. That's philosophy, Sir, ain't it? — Charles Dickens

I wish I played guitar so I could start a band with great musicians. — Diplo

Sorrow was my constant companion, even though I no longer wept. It was the shadow that followed me on sunny days, the weight pressing down upon my spirits on cloudy ones. — Melanie Benjamin

We tend to think of the Bible as a book of answers to our questions, and it is that. However, if we really let the text speak, we may find that God will show us that we are not even asking the right questions. — Timothy J. Keller

I certainly want campaign finance reform. I just wish this would do it in a way that would stand up to a constitutional challenge. — Ben Nelson

I hate wasting people's time. — Daniel Day-Lewis

That's the thing about my father. You never know when he's hiding a giant surprise giraffe head from you. — Jenny Lawson

I'm so sorry-I broke you moose? — Morgan Matson

If you are interested in improving, think of a draw offer as an offer to remain ignorant of what you would have learned in the remainder of the game. — Dan Heisman

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. — Doris Lessing