Beldar Conehead Movie Quotes & Sayings

Things are not always what they seem; the first appearance deceives many; the intelligence of a few perceives what has been carefully hidden. — Phaedrus

We need common-sense judges who understand our rights were derived from God — George W. Bush

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. — Steven Wright

Son, how violent is yer woman?" The older man asked sounding curious. Aiden leaned in and whispered. "She knocked me unconscious once with the back of my toilet." The older man's eyes widened. "Better get you some chocolate bars. You can throw those from a distance." Aiden nodded. — Anonymous

Thanks' is the typical response when someone goes out of his way to supply you with new underwear so you can comfortably go into hiding because you're wanted on two counts of murder."
I found it hard to believe that particular scenario was common enough to have a typical response, but ...
"Thanks. And wow. — Rachel Vincent

Oklahoma
Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain. — Oscar Hammerstein II

Good Lord, you would lead angels down a sinful path and they would follow joyously. — Adrienne Basso

When soul meets soul on lovers' lips. — Percy Bysshe Shelley

A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in. — Tucker Max

Does this have something to do with the donkey and the train thing?" "Hush! Quiet you! We do not speak of such things! — Montana Ash

I'm not going to single individuals out but Yakubu has missed loads of great chances — Alan Brazil