Quotes & Sayings About Being Drunk Funny
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Top Being Drunk Funny Quotes
When we parted I had written everything for the group. My leaving sort of evened things out within the group. — Syd Barrett
It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight."
"I know. Being Drunk is weird."
"Oh my god. I love you so much. Especially when you say stuff like that."
"Like what?"
"Nothing. Never mind. Although I'm dying to know why your shoe is green. — Jessica Sorensen
Profane, vulgar, or crude language and inappropriate or off-color jokes are offensive to the Lord. Never misuse the name of God or Jesus Christ. — Thomas S. Monson
This is awful. Do it again. — Henry A. Kissinger
Being me is a job - is labour so time-consuming and expensive that I have to have a second job just to support it. So that I can drink, I have to get drink and that isn't something people give away and then there's drink that I need because I have drunk and the other drink I have to keep around because, sooner or later, I will drink it. That's a full-time occupation: that's like being a miner, or a nurse. — A. L. Kennedy
I forced myself to take another bite of bread, chewing casually. But inside I felt stricken, filled with unexpected yearning. And I realized the problem: no one I knew would have come up with that day for me.
This is a man, I thought, who could break my heart. — Lisa Kleypas
Under government ownership corruption can flourish just as rankly as under private ownership. — Theodore Roosevelt
The greatest thing about mornings is: you're able to try again. Fail today, succeed tomorrow. — Felix Cruz
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. — Gertrude Stein
Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots. — Karl Kraus
Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said
— David Nicholls
Skinny foodie, get away from me. — Mindy Kaling