Being A Dimwit Quotes & Sayings

this TBT if you: Stand a lot; — Justin Price

Money opens jaws — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

I've been to unpretty places with the roles I've played, and I'm attracted to reckless abandon. I like being taken to the edge of my own abyss. — Rhys Ifans

Nobody lives forever and I've had a blessed life. — Bob Feller

Some days I just think the whole world and life and everything is stupid. And that's 'cause I be missing you. — Jacqueline Woodson

And when you realize that you form the events of your life in the same way, you will learn to take hold of your entire consciousness in whatever aspect it shows itself in this life. Through all of this you must realize that you are not powerless. Remember, also, that this life is a dimension of experience and reality even if it is, in contrast, a dream in a higher level of reality in which you have your larger consciousness. — Seth

Amber nods. "I once went out with a witch. It didn't end well."
"What happened?"
"I didn't get along with her cat. — David Levithan

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is. — Jon Stewart