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Tell me, when you are alone with him [ Max Beerbohm ] Sphinx, does he take off his face and reveal his mask? — Oscar Wilde
People seem to think there is something inherently noble and virtuous in the desire to go for a walk. — Max Beerbohm
From those pedestals which intersperse the railing of the Sheldonian, the high grim busts of the Roman Emperors stared down at the fair stranger in the equipage. Zuleika returned their stare with but a casual glance. The inanimate had little charm for her. — Max Beerbohm
By its very looseness, by its way of evoking rather than defining, suggesting rather than saying, English is a magnificent vehicle for emotional poetry. — Max Beerbohm
Sometimes I feel that I am a natural born genius in a field of human endeavor that hasn't been invented yet — Max Beerbohm
Our hero's unreasoning rage was fed by a not unreasonable jealousy. It was clear to him that Zuleika had forgotten his existence. To-day, as soon as he had killed her love, she had shown him how much less to her was his love than the crowd's. And now again it was only the crowd she cared for. He followed with his eyes her long slender figure as she threaded her way in and out of the crowd, sinuously, confidingly, producing a penny from one lad's elbow, a threepenny-bit from between another's neck and collar, half a crown from another's hair, and always repeating in that flute-like voice of hers: Well, this is rather queer! — Max Beerbohm
... the art of writing has for backbone some fierce attachment to an idea ... . It is on the back of an idea, something believed in with conviction or seen with precision and thus compelling words to a shape ... .
You have not finished with it because you have read it, any more than friendship is ended because it is time to part. Life wells up and alters and adds. Even things in a book-case change if they are alive; we find ourselves wanting to meet them again; we find them altered. So we look back upon essay after essay by Mr. Beerbohm, knowing that, come September or May, we shall sit down with them and talk. — Virginia Woolf
One is taught to refrain from irony, because mankind does tend to take it literally. In the hearing of the gods, who hear all, it is conversely unsage to make a simple and direct statement. So what is one to do? The dilema needs a whole volume to itself. — Max Beerbohm
Men prominent in life are mostly hard to converse with. They lack small-talk, and at the same time one doesn't like to confront them with their own great themes. — Max Beerbohm
Of course we all know that Morris was a wonderful all-round man, but the act of walking round him has always tired me. — Max Beerbohm
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
When I pass my name in such large letters I blush, but at the same time instinctively raise my hat. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Every kind of writing is hypocritical. — Max Beerbohm
As a teacher, as a propagandist, Mr. Shaw is no good at all, even in his own generation. But as a personality, he is immortal. — Max Beerbohm
Cynicism is the humor of hatred. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
If a man carry his sense of proportion far enough, lo! he is back at the point from which he started. He knows that eternity, as conceived by him, is but an instant in eternity, and infinity but a speck in infinity. — Max Beerbohm
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Undergraduates owe their happiness chiefly to the consciousness that they are no longer at school. The nonsense which was knocked out of them at school is all put gently back at Oxford or Cambridge. — Max Beerbohm
Not philosophy, after all, not humanity, just sheer joyous power of song, is the primal thing in poetry. — Max Beerbohm
Nobody ever died of laughter. — Max Beerbohm
I need no dictionary of quotations to remind me that the eyes are the windows of the soul. — Max Beerbohm
For a young man, sleep is a sure solvent of distress. There whirls not for him in the night any so hideous phantasmagoria as will not become, in the clarity of the next morning, a spruce procession for him to lead. Brief the vague horror of his awakening; memory sweeps back to him, and he sees nothing dreadful after all. "Why not?" is the sun's bright message to him, and "Why not indeed?" his answer. — Max Beerbohm
The past is a work of art, free of irrelevancies and loose ends ... — Max Beerbohm
Admiration involves a glorious obliquity of vision. — Max Beerbohm
But to die of laughter
this, too, seems to me a great euthanasia. — Max Beerbohm
Has the gift of laughter been withdrawn from me? I protest that I do still, at the age of forty-seven, laugh often and loud and long. But not, I believe, so long and loud and often as in my less smiling youth. And I am proud, nowadays, of laughing, and grateful to any one who makes me laugh. That is a bad sign. I no longer take laughter as a matter of course. — Max Beerbohm
She kissed her way into society. I don't like her. But don't misunderstand me: my dislike is purely platonic. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
The unforgettable thing in his life is usually not a thing he has done or left undone, but a thing done to him - some insolence or cruelty for which he could not, or did not, avenge himself. — Max Beerbohm
Somehow, our sense of justice never turns in its sleep till long after the sense of injustice in others has been thoroughly aroused. — Max Beerbohm
It seems to be a law of nature that no man, unless he has some obvious physical deformity, ever is loth to sit for his portrait. — Max Beerbohm
It distresses me, this failure to keep pace with the leaders of thought, as they pass into oblivion. — Max Beerbohm
We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams of Americans. — Max Beerbohm
Death cancels all engagements. — Max Beerbohm
The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages. — Max Beerbohm
She did not look like an orphan, said the wife of the Oriel don, subsequently, on the way home. The criticism was a just one ... Tall and lissom, she was sheathed from the bosom downwards in flamingo silk, and she was liberally festooned with emeralds. Her dark hair was not even strained back from her forehead and behind her ears, as an orphan's should be. Parted somewhere at the side, it fell in an avalanche of curls upon one eyebrow. From her right ear drooped heavily a black pearl, from her left a pink; and their difference gave an odd, bewildering witchery to the little face between. — Max Beerbohm
The one real goal of education is to leave a person asking questions. — Max Beerbohm
It, one suspects, must have had much to do with the evocation of what is called the Oxford spirit - that gentlest spirit, so lingering and searching, so dear to them who as youths were brought into ken of it, so exasperating to them who were not. Yes, certainly, it is this mild, miasmal air, not less than the grey beauty and gravity of the buildings, that has helped Oxford to produce, and foster eternally, her peculiar race of artist-scholars, scholar-artists. The — Max Beerbohm
Most women are not as young as they are painted. — Max Beerbohm
To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people. — Max Beerbohm
A hundred eyes were fixed on her, and half as many hearts lost to her. — Max Beerbohm
The delicate balance between modesty and conceit is popularity. — Max Beerbohm
All fantasy should have a solid base in reality. — Max Beerbohm
I am a Tory anarchist. I should like everyone to go about doing just as he pleased - short of altering any of the things to which I have grown accustomed. — Max Beerbohm
Heroes are very human, most of them; very easily touched by praise. — Max Beerbohm
For people who like that kind of thing, this is the kind of thing they like. — Max Beerbohm
Improvisation is the essence of good talk. Heaven defend us from the talker who doles out things prepared for us; but let heaven not less defend us from the beautiful spontaneous writer who puts his trust in the inspiration of the moment. — Max Beerbohm
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. — Max Beerbohm
Among the masked dandies of Edwardian comedy, Max Beerbohm is the most happily armored by a deep and almost innocent love of himself as a work of art. — V.S. Pritchett
Reverence is a good thing, and part of its value is that the more we revere a man, the more sharply are we struck by anything in him (and there is always much) that is incongruous with his greatness. — Max Beerbohm
A quiet city is a contradiction in terms. It is a thing uncanny, spectral. — Max Beerbohm
Only the insane take themselves seriously. — Max Beerbohm
God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
My poor fellow, why not carry a watch? — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
As far as I could discover, the notion that a play could succeed without any further help from the actor than a simple impersonation of his part never occurred to Tree. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
What a lurid life Oscar Wilde does lead - so full of extraordinary incidents. What a chance for the memoir writers of the next century — Max Beerbohm
"After all," as a pretty girl once said to me, "women are a sex by themselves, so to speak." — Max Beerbohm
Every one, even the richest and most munificent of men, pays much by cheque more light-heartedly than he pays little in specie. — Max Beerbohm
A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men. For the attractive woman, dogs are mere dumb and restless brutes - possibly dangerous, certainly soulless. Yet will coquetry teach her to caress any dog in the presence of a man enslaved by her. — Max Beerbohm
To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine. — Max Beerbohm
To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. — Max Beerbohm
Few, as I have said, are the humorists who can induce this state. To master and dissolve us, to give us the joy of being worn down and tired out with laughter, is a success to be won by no man save in virtue of a rare staying-power. Laughter becomes extreme only if it be consecutive. There must be no pauses for recovery. Touch-and-go humour, however happy, is not enough. The jester must be able to grapple his theme and hang on to it, twisting it this way and that, and making it yield magically all manner of strange and precious things. — Max Beerbohm
The Socratic manner is not a game at which two can play. — Max Beerbohm
I'll have that one, please. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
The hospitable instinct is not wholly altruistic. There is pride and egoism mixed up with it. — Max Beerbohm
I believe the twenty-four hour day has come to stay. — Max Beerbohm
A whipper-snapper of criticism who quoted dead languages to hide his ignorance of life. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter. — Max Beerbohm
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table. — Max Beerbohm
Some people are born to lift heavy weights,
some are born to juggle golden balls. — Max Beerbohm
The national sport of England is obstacle-racing. People fill their rooms with useless and cumbersome furniture, and spend the rest of their lives in trying to dodge it. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
I may be old fashioned, but I am right. — Max Beerbohm
Sirs, I have tested your machine. It adds a new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
I have known no man of genius who had not to pay, in some affliction or defect either physical or spiritual, for what the gods had given him. — Max Beerbohm
Beauty and the lust for learning have yet to be allied ... — Max Beerbohm
To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be. — Max Beerbohm
I utilise all my spare moments. I've read twenty-seven of the Hundred Best Books. I collect ferns. — Max Beerbohm
You will find my last words in the blue folder. — Max Beerbohm
The critic who justly admires all kinds of things simultaneously cannot love any one of them. — Max Beerbohm
Men of genius are not quick judges of character. Deep thinking and high imagining blunt that trivial instinct by which you and I size people up. — Max Beerbohm
It is a fact that not once in all my life have I gone out for a walk. I have been taken out for walks; but that is another matter. — Max Beerbohm
People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Zuleika, on a desert island, would have spent most of her time in looking for a man's footprint. — Max Beerbohm
The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end. — Max Beerbohm
No fine work can be done without concentration and self-sacrifice and toil and doubt. — Max Beerbohm
It is so much easier to covet what one hasn't than to revel in what one has. Also, it is so much easier to be enthusiastic about what exists than about what doesn't. — Max Beerbohm
Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree
Mr. Beerbohm in his way is perfect ... He has brought personality into literature, not unconsciously and impurely, but so consciously and purely that we do not know whether there is any relation between Max the essayist and Mr. Beerbohm the man. We only know that the spirit of personality permeates every word that he writes ... He is without doubt the prince of his profession. — Virginia Woolf
Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests. — Max Beerbohm
Have you noticed ... there is never any third act in a nightmare? They bring you to a climax of terror and then leave you there. They are the work of poor dramatists. — Max Beerbohm
The loveliest face in all the world will not please you if you see it suddenly eye to eye, at a distance of half an inch from your own. — Max Beerbohm
Beerbohm was a genius of the purest kind. He stands at the summit of his art. — Evelyn Waugh