Bedwetter Back Quotes & Sayings

If your life is producing only a whine, instead of the wine, then ruthlessly kick it out. It is definitely a crime for a Christian to be weak in God's strength. — Oswald Chambers

Everyone too busy trying to survive to spend any time creating something new. — James S.A. Corey

Char bought a pack of clove cigarettes, claiming they tasted good, to which I ask why doesn't she just go suck on a clove so I don't have to inhale her perfumed second hand smoke? — Julie Halpern

You know, Guido, at times I find it difficult to believe you do the sort of work you do. (Medical examiner's view of Commissario Guido Brunetti) — Donna Leon

You (God) have not only commanded continence, that is, from what things we are to restrain our love, but also justice, that is, on what we are to bestow our love. — Saint Augustine

Things always become obvious after the fact — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards." — Dave Barry

It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do. — David Cook

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? — Mitch Hedberg

Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant q controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. — Anonymous