Bedridden Funny Quotes & Sayings

The best and the worst thing about fashion is that anyone can do it. But because fashion can be the most unintellectual thing, you have to turn it into an intellectual exercise just for your own sanity. You have to start with a conceit. — Joseph Altuzarra

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see. — Bill Cosby

Spinoza spoke of vitality as the purest virtue, the only virtue. The drive to persist, to flourish, he said, is the absolute quality shared by all living beings. What happens, however, when vitality is inverted, and instead of flourishing, one is driven to eat oneself alive? — Michael Greenberg

I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work. — Ronald Reagan

I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies — Art Buchwald