Bayer Quotes & Sayings

We live in a time of the greatest precision and of maximum contrasts: photomontage offers us a means to express this. It shows ideas: photography shows us objects. — Herbert Bayer

The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin. — Gary Player

The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs. — Vanessa Bayer

The picture is the imitation and converted reality of the goods, in short, an indirect substitute for reality. — Herbert Bayer

But science should be based in fact, not fashion. And policy should be based on science. Facts shouldn't change. And indeed, they don't. But their interpretation does. Consider the idea that inflammation causes heart disease. First espoused in the late 1800s after the invention of aspirin by Bayer, this idea was relegated to the dustbin of medical science in favor of the cholesterol hypothesis, which reigned for the second half of the twentieth century. But over the last decade, the "inflammation hypothesis" has made a decided comeback, and is now thought to be the primary factor in the genesis of atherosclerotic plaques and thrombosis. — John Yudkin

I suppose," continued Nate, "it's not Bertie's fault that he lacks the physical stature to carry a delicate young woman such as yourself a good distance. I believe he did not care to see you within the folds of my arms which were reluctant to release you, for I thought I would never see you again... — Margie Bayer

I had been on this improv team at this really great improv theater. It's called iO now. It used to be called Improv Olympic. They have showcases for Lorne Michaels and other writers and people who work at 'SNL' usually about once a year, although I don't know if it always happens. — Vanessa Bayer

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

When the FDA announced its intentions to join other countries and ban quinolone use on U.S. chicken farms, the drug manufacturer Bayer initiated legal action that successfully delayed the process for five years. — Michael Greger

I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it. — Vanessa Bayer

Who can stop influenza and tuberculosis? The wealth of high society cannot buy off this evil, for their bored children die alongside everyone else. — Margie Bayer

My work seen in its totality is a statement about the integration of the contemporary artist into an industrial society. — Herbert Bayer

Perhaps their papas should buy them some manners instead of squandering their wealth on party dresses. — Margie Bayer

I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were into it. — Vanessa Bayer

Just as typography is human speech translated into what can be read, so photography is the translation of reality into a readable image. — Herbert Bayer

I learned that people want to be in love. They long to be in love, they pretend to be in love, and sometimes they are. — Carole Bayer Sager

It would seem unlikely that a manufacturer of short-lived paperboard boxes could make the slightest cultural impact upon his time. But the facts show that if even the humblest product is designed, manufactured, and distributed with a sense of human values and with a taste for quality, the world will recognize the presence of a creative force. — Herbert Bayer

But the son whips out a Bayer aspirin, the father rises to his feet, embraces the son, and Technicolor is restored to their lives. — Gail Godwin

We have to remember that the use of stimulating drugs was more common in the 1930's and 40's, and much less frowned upon, than it is today in the 1950's. Let's remember that Bayer, which I think is probably still the largest German pharmaceutical company, they invented their two wonder drugs in the 1930s, Aspirin and Heroin. They were intended to go hand in hand, if you remember back then (Aspirin = Hope, Heroin = Heroism.) You could get Heroin very easily from a pharmacist, just like Aspirin. Today — Holger Eckhertz

She is the elephant's eyebrows," Evie whispered appreciatively. "Those jewels! How her neck must ache."
"That's why Bayer makes aspirin," Mabel whispered back, and Evie smiled, knowing that even a socialist wasn't immune to the dazzle of a movie star. — Libba Bray

Do not think that you first have to look at the total plan and progress of the world, if you are to know what actions will now make sense, and where they will lead! — Oswald Bayer

Love shouldn't diminish you; it should enhance you. — Carole Bayer Sager

You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly. — Foster Friess

In order to determine whether we can know anything with certainty, we first have to doubt everything we know. - Descartes — Lex Bayer

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are. — Vanessa Bayer

There is no such thing as a peace of soul approach to religion. It makes of God a gigantic Bayer Aspirin; take God three times a day and you won't feel any pain. — John Powell