Quotes & Sayings About Bayan

The world belongs to people with IQs of 120. Anything much greater or less amounts to a liability. — Rick Bayan

Cynic: an idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision — Rick Bayan

POWER: The ability to make our fellow humans squirm, sweat and stammer on command. Often regarded as an aphrodisiac; actually a potent laxative that, whenever ingested by people in high places, causes everyone below to run for cover. — Rick Bayan

Most people perceive moderates as timid middle-of-the-roaders who can't take a stand. — Rick Bayan

Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end up in a hole in the ground before your companions. The favored pastime of businessmen and their cronies, probably without a full appreciation of its metaphorical implications. — Rick Bayan

Math anxiety: an intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 MPH. — Rick Bayan

The more mistakes I make, the less I judge other people's mistakes — Bayan Bahi

REVOLUTIONARY: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor. — Rick Bayan

The copywriter uses words as tools to persuade and motivate an audience. You persuade your readers that you have something valuable to offer; you motivate them to acquire it for themselves. This is the essence of effective copywriting. — Richard Bayan

Communism: Liberation of the people from the burdens of liberty — Rick Bayan

We're still just the world's premium brand of ape. — Rick Bayan

Neighbours: the strangers who live next door. — Richard Bayan

The more mistakes I make, the least I judge other people's mistakes — Bayan Bahi

CHILDHOOD: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge. — Rick Bayan

But God has the most fun with artists and writers: he inflames them with the desire to rival his own creations, then douses their overheated ambitions with a cold spray from the garden hose of reality. If they persist, he slams them to the ground and tweaks them on the proboscis for good measure. A fortunate few break free and prosper; the others lament the day they didn't become bank clerks. — Rick Bayan

True individualists are always at odds with the universe. Set adrift by their peculiar tastes and interests, they spend their lives searching for kindred spirits and a compatible mate. They are hopelessly out of step with the business world and its trivial urgencies. Their priorities are not the priorities of their neighbors. They are unique; therefore they are alone. — Rick Bayan

Science Fiction: fairy tales for nerds. — Richard Bayan

Corporation: a miniature totalitarian state governed by a hierarchy of unelected officials who take a dim view of individualism, free speech, equality and eggheads. The backbone of all Western democracies. — Rick Bayan

Suicide by carbon monoxide used to be done in the garage. Now, all you have to do is go to Mexico City and inhale. — Richard Bayan

Life is what you portrait it! — Mohammad Hossein Khosh Bayan

Life is a sky where clouds are looming over till the apocalypse". — Pramudith D. Rupasinghe