Bauerfeld Wrist Quotes & Sayings

I wake up like this, this sense that I've somehow been transported to an alternate universe where my life took a left instead of a right beacuse of some seeemingly insignificant yet cosmically crucial choice I've made, about a girl or a kiss or a date or a job or which Starbucks I went into ... something. — Jonathan Tropper

Blessed is the healthy nature; it is the coherent, sweetly co-operative, not incoherent, self-distracting, self-destructive one! — John Keats

Our collective energies make miracles happen, not the stone idol. — Ashwin Sanghi

The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is? — A.A. Milne

People say that being in love is amazing. They lie. It's freaking terrifying. — Molly McAdams