Batteries Not Included Quotes & Sayings

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again. — Steven Wright

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning

The next episode of 3D printing will involve printing entirely new kinds of materials. Eventually we will print complete products - circuits, motors, and batteries already included. At that point, all bets are off. — Hod Lipson

Ove's wife sometimes jokes that the three worst words Ove knows in this life are "Batteries not included." People usually laugh when she says that. But Ove does not usually laugh. — Fredrik Backman

This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So ... just batteries aren't included. — Kevin Sorbo

For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included. — Milton Berle