Batman Joker Funny Quotes & Sayings

For once, I can feel everything. Every emotion, every feeling, every sense. I've never felt so alive. How ironic. — Karina Halle

Olga noticed Mirium looking at her blankly. 'Don't you pray?' she asked.
'Pray?' Mirium shook her head. 'I don't understand - '
'Prayers! Oh, yes, I forgot. Didn't dear Roland say that on the other side everybody is pagan? You all worship some dead god on a stick, impaled or something disgusting, and pray in English,' she said with relish. — Charles Stross

It's just as easy to buy a $12,000 watch in East Hampton as it is to pick up a carton of milk, and new homeowners are so impatient that they landscape their front lawns with 'mature gardens' of full-grown trees. — Steven Gaines

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys. — Bobby Darin

If I see a door ajar, I push on it to see how far it will open, and if it opens wide I go through it. — Paul Johnson

Express your most powerful thought in the shortest sentence. — Roy Peter Clark

Yeah, that's funny, huh? ... Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are. — Walter Dean Myers

But that was the thing about metaphors, those tricky comparisons of dissimilar things. They weren't always tricky. Or dissimilar. — Kim Culbertson

His father's punishments were driven by disappointment, partly in the boy, mostly in himself. — Bentley Little

Tolerance is just a fancy word for ignoring a fascist ideology. Acceptance is the only way. — Jessica Jung

I get out of the car, and I'm blasted by the stench of body odor. Cricket is beside me, and he's talking, but his words don't reach my ears.
Because it's my mother.
Smelling.
On my porch. — Stephanie Perkins

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey. — Jeff Foxworthy