Batangas Funny Quotes & Sayings

I don't panic when I get lost. I just change where I want to go. — Rita Rudner

The long neck that extended from his stiff collar. — Lois Lowry

George W. Bush did an incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom. — Rick Perry

Homosexual behavior has been exploited, and reveled in, and celebrated in art, for millennia. — John Piper

Would somebody please tell him whose idea it had been to kill the entire state of Colorado? — Justin Cronin

It tires me to talk to rich men. You expect a man of millions, the head of a great industry, to be a man worthhearing; but as a rule they don't know anything outside their own business. — Theodore Roosevelt