Sheeja Jose Quotes & Sayings

My cousins had told me dead people came back as Dracula.
Draculas got thirsty at night and drank only blood, leaving the
milk and juices in the refrigerator for the house owners. I thought
Draculas were cool, they had some manners. Still I didn't like the
idea of anyone drinking blood. — Sheeja Jose

You learn to run by running. — Sheeja Jose

Vomit and shit, even your own, stink. — Sheeja Jose

If you wait for God to descend to earth and save you
from your fuck ups, you will be waiting until you
drop dead. — Sheeja Jose

Proving one's innocence is as improbable as going to Pluto for
a honeymoon. It could take away everything you had in life, dear
ones, dreams, hopes and, most importantly, the right to have your
freedom. — Sheeja Jose

On deathbed every single good, bad, ugly moment becomes special. — Sheeja Jose

A miracle that happens twice cannot be
called a miracle — Sheeja Jose

Life is like a dream, when you wake up,
you only have memories. — Sheeja Jose

Every journey ends with a new journey — Sheeja Jose

Even the Sun shed tears once in a while — Sheeja Jose

A single lie is the father of all lies — Sheeja Jose

Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants to fuck a stranger. — Sheeja Jose

Every promise comes with a price and prize. — Sheeja Jose

When everything goes wrong, it's better to remember
someone who is not going to question you or blame you for what
you have done. Not even offer some free advice.
That's the best thing about God. — Sheeja Jose

Every happy moments looks perfect till it gets messy — Sheeja Jose