Barzellette Per Bambini Quotes & Sayings

No one has a problem with the first mile of a journey. Even an infant could do fine for a while. But it isn't the start that matters. It's the finish line. — Julien Smith

I've always loved books. My mother told me that before I could talk, I'd babble in my crib as I turned the pages of my little cloth books, apparently telling stories to go along with the pictures. — JoAnn Ross

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. — Joan Rivers

What is opportunity to the man who can't use it? An unfecundated egg, which the waves of time wash away into nonentity. — George Eliot

I'm grateful for my children, who are slowly emerging to become their own wonderful, interesting, compassionate young adults - which makes me believe that along the way I must have done something right. — Jodi Picoult

You needed a bath," Jean interrupted. "You were covered in self-pity. — Scott Lynch

It won't be a volcano that ends man's existence on this planet. It'll be the no-win no-fee lawyers. They are the ones who brought Europe to a halt last week. They are the ones who made a simple trip from Berlin to London into a five-country, all-day hammer blow on your licence fee. They are the ones who must be stopped. — Jeremy Clarkson

My family's a ruling family. — Aminatta Forna

Sunday is always one of those days when you don't feel bad that it has arrived. — Pulkit Patel

When we first went there we completely lacked confidence. Our manager told us our act was too long, and told us to drop certain numbers and concentrate on the exciting stuff. And he was right. — Steve Marriott

You are never too old to learn. — American Proverb.

An addict is someone who uses their body to tell society that something is wrong. — Stella Adler

But you can try to read books at the wrong time or for the wrong reasons. — Jonathan Coe

A life in which people know that our accomplishments could not have been attained by our own power. A life that brings glory to God in heaven.4 — Francis Chan

If you really love someone, you don't have to tell. Cause your shivery hands, pale face and sweating body explain everything — M.F. Moonzajer