Scott Wood Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Scott Wood
The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out. — Scott Wood
I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be. — Scott Wood
I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel. — Scott Wood
I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple. — Scott Wood
When it came to spankings, my dad never used a belt. One time he grabbed a piece of my Hot Wheels race car track. In my mind I'm thinking, 'Great, now I'm being beaten with my own toys ... ' Thank God I didn't get that wood burning set I wanted. — Scott Wood