Bakken Fail Quotes & Sayings

Our parents are turning into vampires," Jane's brother had said to her. "Jigsaw-playing vampires. — Liane Moriarty

After months of the mindless elbow grease, incessant ship dusting, alarming drills, and rigid military bearing we were expected to uphold at all times, we were fully charged by each other's friction and on the brink of eruption. — Maggie Young

via Ms. Vliegenthart this sixth of April, from — John Green

You know what you are, Sam Brody?" she whispered, wrapping her arms around his neck. "A big, fat tease." They both knew there wasn't an ounce of fat on him. They also both knew exactly what she meant. — Jill Shalvis

Dieting isn't complicated: if you eat 2,000 calories, you have to burn it off; simple as that. — James Purefoy

While struggling with all the loss in her life, she mournfully thought, "If only I could forget ... " But that would be too easy, wouldn't it? However, she did with most; she never got too close and she never stayed too long, but there she was ... struggling with all the loss in her life. — Donna Lynn Hope

I locate Essential Spain at last - the cruel winds, the grinding poverty, the unforgiving landscape. It could be Wales. — William Donaldson

A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? — Lilian Jackson Braun

I love being bossed by you, but every game has its rules. — Vladimir Nabokov

Be kind to yourself as you proceed along this journey. This kindness, in itself, is a means of awakening the spark of love within you and helping others to discover that spark within themselves. — Tsoknyi Rinpoche

When I write, the first blank page, or any blank page, means nothing to me. What means something is a page that has been filled with words. — Guillermo Cabrera Infante

If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear! — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

In the Muslim world, this notion that somehow everything is the fault of the Israelis lacks balance - because there's two sides to every question. That doesn't mean that sometimes one side has done something wrong and should not be condemned. But it does mean there's always two sides to an issue. I say the same thing to my Jewish friends, which is you have to see the perspective of the Palestinians. Learning to stand in somebody else's shoes to see through their eyes, that's how peace begins. And it's up to you to make that happen. — Barack Obama

To love is not weak. Love is the strongest thing there is. — Jennifer L. Armentrout