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Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Jason Isbell

When I stopped drinking ... there were so many things I had to face that I didn't even realize were part of my makeup before. When you do that and have any changes that severe, you lose a lot of things, both good and bad. — Jason Isbell

Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Dave Gahan

I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I suddenly had that feeling that I wasn't indestructible. There was no big white light experience, I just felt this complete blackness and a huge voice inside me saying, 'This is not right.' — Dave Gahan

Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut

There is another human defect which the Law of Natural Selection has yet to remedy: When people of today have full bellies, they are exactly like their ancestors of a million years ago: very slow to acknowledge any awful troubles they may be in. Then is when they forget to keep a sharp lookout for sharks and whales. This was a particularly tragic flaw a million years ago, since the people who were best informed about the state of the planet, like *Andrew MacIntosh, for example, and rich and powerful enough to slow down all the waste and destruction going on, were by definition well fed. So everything was always just fine as far as they were concerned. — Kurt Vonnegut

Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Diana Nyad

There's so much boldness in living life this way, and we did it all, and no one can take it away from us. — Diana Nyad

Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Karen Horney

Like all sciences and all valuations, the psychology of women has hitherto been considered only from the point of view of men. — Karen Horney

Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Napoleon Hill

He should have told us, too, that our brains become magnetised with the dominating thoughts we hold in our minds. By means with which no one is familiar, these 'magnets' attract to us the forces, the people, the circumstances of life which harmonise with the nature of our dominating thoughts. — Napoleon Hill

Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Alexander Hanson

I love having music just to chill to and also to rev me up a bit. — Alexander Hanson

Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Susan Elizabeth Phillips

His gaze was a lot steadier than her heartbeat. "She's the reason for those whispered phone calls I used to overhear, isn't she?"
"Don't be silly. I was talking to my lover."
"She told me she lives at a place called Brookdale. After I hung up, I did a little research on the Web. Your talent for obfuscation continues to amaze me."
"Hey, I haven't obfuscated in weeks. Makes you go blind. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Joyce Brothers

I've enjoyed the pleasures of working since I was 12 and earned all my own spending money since I was 14. — Joyce Brothers

Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Jean Webster

It isn't the great big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones
I've discovered the true secret of happiness, Daddy, and that is to live in the now. Not to be for ever regretting the past, or anticipating the future; but to get the most that you can out of this very instant. — Jean Webster

Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo

Eagles fly alone, not because they are proud, but because they are not afraid of soaring above the clouds. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Bad Memory Funny Quotes By Ethel Waters

There was one emotional outlet my people always had when they had the blues. That was singing. — Ethel Waters