Bachelors Party Quotes & Sayings

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party — Bruce Willis

Governmental intervention and personal responsibility are not mutually exclusive issues, but they do frame a 'do it ourselves' vs. 'what are you doing for us' debate. For the black community, that's a debate that's been raging at least as far back as the W.E.B. Du Bois, Booker T. Washington philosophical grudge matches. — John Ridley

I shall be an Attila to Venice. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness. — A.J.P. Taylor

There's this party tomorrow night. The client with all the ex-husbands is throwing it, and I've got to go. I know it's last minute, and that Fridays are really busy for you. I'm also sure it's going to be boring. Anyway, if you can't go, I completely understand. But if you don't come with me, I'll be forced to meet rich, eligible bachelors who may or may not have all their original teeth and hair."
I bit my nail as I waited for his answer, trying to prepare myself for the possibility he couldn't go.
"You're not really giving me much of a choice," Jake said. "Not when I know you've got a weakness for bald men with dentures. — Cindi Madsen

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted. — Bill Murray

The excitement I get from writing is finding out each day what happens next. — Charles De Lint

When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors. — Jay Leno

Life is a gift, love opens it up. — Jay-Z

Iconic artists are never straight ahead. Michael Jackson loved Elvis and Burt Bacharach, and uniquely blended both of them into what he did. — Pharrell Williams

The most depraved type of human being ... (is) the man without a purpose. — Ayn Rand

Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess." And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right. — P. J. O'Rourke

Bless me or not, Lord, just as You please, for I'll not beg. — Margaret Laurence