Babysitter's Black Book Quotes & Sayings

How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition? — Jasper Fforde

My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would say, "I don't care how dirty you are up there, just be funny." Because they knew me offstage. They knew I was a good guy. They knew my whole plan of becoming the most exciting comedian, visually, ever. A real rock-and-roll stand-up comic. — Andrew Dice Clay

I don't think there's any artist of any value who doesn't doubt what they're doing. — Francis Ford Coppola

If everyone were a good person, it'd obviously be a better world. — Aaron Paul

You know it's not very ladylike to play with engines. Boys tend to like girls who dress and act like girls. — Amy Clipston

I will not try to run my own life or the lives of others; that is God's business. — Eugene H. Peterson

Do not expect much from humans. Expect much more from God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Just because you don't understand or agree with something doesn't mean that it lacks merit. — Lisa Kleypas

When I read a novel my imagination starts off at a gallop and leaves the narrator hidden in a cloud of dust; I have to come jogging twenty miles back to the denouement. — Henry James

The 20th century ended with a single surviving model of human progress. — George W. Bush

As asinine as it was, he'd gone and done the one thing he swore to himself he would never do, especially not with her. He'd fallen for the girl he could never have. — Avery Flynn

Carolina protected her so that Suneetha should remain a virgin until her wedding night. The worth of such purity in character was immeasurable in this society and culture. Therefore, she never even allowed Suneetha to go with other village girls when they went to the desolate cinnamon gardens to gather firewood. — Swarnakanthi Rajapakse

Opportunity is a parade. Even as one chance passes, the next is a fife and drum echoing in the distance. — Robert Breault