Azoth Quotes & Sayings

If you teach success, you will taste success! — Jacques Van Der Merwe

When the first innocence goes, you can't stop - unless you're a hypocrite or a fool. — John Steinbeck

Shit, I could jerk you up from there, pop you like a whip. Pop you so hard your snatch will snap off and smack the wall."

"So," Vanilla said. "How was charm school? — Joe R. Lansdale

Nobody in Colonial America, to be sure, believed that society owed every child the ultimate in education, but intelligence, industry, and thrift combined with ambition got many a poor man's son into the colonial colleges. — Louis B. Wright

The truth was, Azoth hated Azoth. Azoth was a coward, passive, weak, afraid, disloyal. Azoth had hesitated. Master Blint didn't know it, but the poisons on the needle had killed Azoth. He was Kylar now, and Kylar would be everything Azoth hadn't dared to be. — Brent Weeks

Messy emotional issues could wait until later, or never. — Brent Weeks

Willie went out and buttonholed folks on the street and tried to explain things to them. You could see Willie standing on a street corner, sweating through his seersucker suit, with his hair down in his eyes, holding an old envelope in one hand and a pencil in the other, working out figures to explain what he was squawking about, but folks don't listen to you when your voice is low and patient and you stop them in the hot sun and make them do arithmetic. — Robert Penn Warren

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout? — Elizabeth Jane Howard

Azoth had learned that lesson. He didn't have to understand; he just had to obey. — Brent Weeks

There she is in one of those tiny white bikinis, which is infinitely more seductive than pure nakedness. — Anne Rampling

Is that all your life is?" Kylar asked, finally looking up. "Tests and challenges?"
"My life? That's all life is. — Brent Weeks

I felt just the way Billie Holiday sounded, like I'd cried all I could and it wasn't enough. — Janet Fitch

Embrace the shadows ... Breathe the silence ... Be ordinary, be invisible ... Mark the man ... Know every out ... — Brent Weeks

Things don't make you unhappy. People don't make you unhappy. You make yourself unhappy. Because you are in the cycle. You're stuck. You're stuck in time. — Frederick Lenz

God ... endowed [the human race] with capacity to attain to the inaccessible and invisible Supreme Good and behold it face to face ... — Pope Paul III

I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamberpots. When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon - or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder. — J.K. Rowling

People should know each other because they want to, because they have things in common. — Angel Olsen

I think planning to be a "professional adventurer" is about as realistic as planning to be a basketball player, so I don't usually encourage it. — Andrew Skurka

One of these days when you are spreading your web of lies and deceit. Your tongue shall turn to ashes in your mouth and after the falling out of your teeth. — Crystal Evans

I still think of Columbia as one Rita Hayworth movie a year, or maybe one a year directed by Frank Capra in the '30s. To see how many really outstanding movies Columbia made, and all together, is kind of eye-opening. — Robert Osborne