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Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. — Yeardley Smith

For dinner Jade microwaves some Stars-n-Flags. They're addictive. They put sugar in the sauce and sugar in the meat nuggets. I think also caffeine. Someone told me the brown streaks in the Flags are caffeine. We have like five bowls each.
After dinner the babies get fussy and Min puts a mush of ice cream and Hershey's syrup in their bottles and we watch The Worst That Could Happen, a half hour computer simulation of tragedies that have never actually occurred but theoretically could. A kid gets hit by a train and flies into a zoo, where he's eaten by wolves. A man cuts his hand off chopping wood and while he's wandering around screaming for help is picked up by a tornado and dropped on a preschool during recess and lands on a pregnant teacher. — George Saunders

During long car rides to the set, after I study my script, I go onto my iPad to read books and play games. — Nolan Gould

JPMorgan was already, for the most part. Our businesses at JPMorgan share the same cash-management systems. The commercial bank, the private bank, the retail bank, they all use the branches. The cash-management system moves the money around the world - for global corporations, and for you, the consumer, too. — Jamie Dimon

I'm a playwright. All I care about is the play being good. — Aaron Sorkin

The beautiful uncut hair of graves. — Walt Whitman

Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.' (Nathan) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It is a curious feature of our existance that we come from a planet that is very good at promoting life but even better at extinguishing it. — Bill Bryson