Automatic Rollover Quotes & Sayings

Ensure that your life stays in flux. — Jenny Holzer

Talent is being able to please people. — Marty Robbins

You caught me, I was definitely dreaming of you. If I remember correctly, you were frolicking on a beach, wearing a pretty skimpy red bikini and some kind of flower in your hair. Gotta say that was the best dream I've ever had." ~Bryan — Annabell Cadiz

The gods see the deeds of the righteous.
[Lat., Di pia facta vident.] — Ovid

There were no spells at my school, just a smack in the mouth. — Michael Gambon

He gives us more than we request by going deeper than we ask. He wants not only your whole heart; he wants your heart whole. — Max Lucado

I think comedy tells a lot; you can tell what people think by what they laugh at. — Riaad Moosa

His eyes were on my behind. And when caught? Didn't even have the decency to blush. Naughty boy. — Alice Clayton

Cue the cruel and mocking laughter from the puppet master of this fucked up sideshow. — A. Zavarelli

Romantic love is the kite that catches the wind and tenaciously heads for the sky;
wisdom is the string that tugs downward, holding it back — Joshua Harris

Whoever can lift a rifle, should have one. — Kliment Voroshilov

You just have to say over and over again: 'I am a director.' Nobody gives it to you. Nobody anoints you. — Jill Soloway

It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a pistol in one's own bedroom — Alfred Jarry