Automagically Quotes & Sayings

[The Devil] And me? I suffer, and still I do not live. I am an x in an indeterminate equation. I am some sort of ghost of life who has lost all ends and beginnings, and I've finally even forgotten what to call myself ... You're eternally angry, you want reason only, but I will repeat to you once more that I would give all of that life beyond the stars, all ranks and honors, only to be incarnated in the soul of a two-hundred-and-fifty-pound merchant's wife and light candles to God. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

It's a very 18th-century thing to have a book broken into several volumes. — Matthew Tobin Anderson

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across. — George Carlin

Being other than normal is a perilous advantage. — Natalie Clifford Barney

His quant band was gone, he noticed: he wouldn't be tracking his steps, his blood oxygen, heart rate, local EF field activity, or the five other things it automagically quantified and uploaded and shared. Digitally, he would actually appear dead. — Warren Ellis

When I wake you're never there, but when I sleep you're everywhere. — Michelle Branch

Make love and not war! 'Cause we don't need no trouble.
What we need is love
To guide and protect us on.
If you hope good down from above,
Help the weak if you are strong now. — Bob Marley

I talk better when I'm drinking coffee." "Me, too. If by coffee you mean beer, and by better you mean louder. — D.D. Barant

I think I ended up on 'People's '50 Most Beautiful People' list just because of eyeliner, which is kind of a bummer. But if you do find the right color, it will make your eyes pop. — Pete Wentz

My favorite on screen moments are when you are really there and you know you're creating something. That's so exciting ... it's why you come to work. — Jason Dohring

Driving is so dangerous I haven't got the guts to do it sober. — Joseph Hansen

I'm not familiar with the metric system. — Patton Oswalt