Autocorrect Funny Quotes & Sayings

We started training a month before the movie started and then by five months in, we were at our peak shape. — Ryan Reynolds

Don't cheer for the roadies. It only encourages their poor life choices. — Thomm Quackenbush

Wizards, like cats, can see Death. — Terry Pratchett

Every once in a very long while, Lord Tywin Lannister would actually threaten to smile; he never did, but the threat alone was terrible to behold. — George R R Martin

Good to evil seems evil a — Ray Bradbury

I'm not sure if the next song I write is going to be about love or a song about a tree. — Tracy Chapman

The carrier's horse was the laziest horse in the world, I should hope, and shuffled along, with his head down, as if he liked to keep people waiting to whom the packages were directed. I fancied, indeed, that he sometimes chuckled audibly over this reflection, but the carrier said he was only troubled with a cough. -Chapter 3 — Charles Dickens

I still love the people I've loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them. — Uma Thurman

There were Hollywood movies and then there were those aggressively anti-narrative films that they showed at the Collective for Living Cinema. — Christine Vachon