Aussenberg Bernson Quotes & Sayings

Would you lesson me in warfare? I was fighting battles when you were sucking mother's milk.
And losing battles too. — George R R Martin

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else. — Scott Adams

You told me I was the best sex you'd ever had in your life ... You couldn't get enough ... At one point you were so loud I thought sure hotel security was going to beat down the door. — Rachel Gibson

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary. — Billy Joel

I'm bound to say that New York's a topping place to be exiled in. Everybody was awfully good to me, and there seemed to be plenty of things going on, and I'm a wealthy bird, so everything was fine. — P.G. Wodehouse

I left 'The Bob Newhart Show,' which was my decision. CBS wanted it to go on. But I could see television changing; I could see the tastes were changing. — Bob Newhart

Painted by a gentle dawn
one is proud that like one's own
planet now one will not wince
at what one is facing, since
putting up with nothing whose
company we cannot lose
hardens rocks and -rather fast-
hearts as well. But rocks will last. — Joseph Brodsky

The last goddamn thing I ever wanted was to fall in love. But you know what? I did anyway. I fell in love with you. — Jaci Burton