Aunts Funny Quotes & Sayings

The law is a great thing,
because men are poor and weak, and bad. And it is great, because where it exists in its strength, no tyrant can be above it. But between you and me there should be no mention of law as the guide of conduct. Speak to me of honour, and of duty, and of nobility; and tell me what they require of you. — Anthony Trollope

Greetings, Colonel. Please sit — Samuel Marquis

Prayer may be a placebo for the disease of helplessness, but placebos can make you feel better. — David Mitchell

Actions transform a dream into reality - not hope. — Debasish Mridha

My parents are awesome, but they're pretty left-wing. — Winona Ryder

Parenting is an exercise in unintended consequences. — Stacy Schiff

Some of the areas in China have been under very grave water scarcity: for example, the north China plain; they are facing a very serious water shortage. Per capita levels have dropped to very serious levels, including in Beijing. — Ma Jun

If everything becomes weird, then I'm normal, right ?"
~Vincent Nightray — Jun Mochizuki

Not so, however, with books, for books cannot change. A thousand years hence they are what you find them to-day, speaking the same words, holding forth the same cheer, the same promise, the same comfort; always constant, laughing with those who laugh and weeping with those who weep. — Eugene Field

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. — Jeff Ross

As I said, if you don't stand up for yourself, people aren't going to think that you can stand up for them. — Sidney Blumenthal

I am who I am: confident, arrogant, dominant, honest, hard-working and innovative. — Louis Van Gaal

Delusion is the seed of dreams. — Lailah Gifty Akita

There was an expression of intensity in dance that was so compelling to me that I wanted a piece of that action. — Lisa Yuskavage

It was easy to see that he was clever and well read, but he was also boring. — Hanif Kureishi