Asavari That Quotes & Sayings

I realize that there are certain hardships that only females must endure, such as childbirth, waiting in lines for public-restroom stalls, and a crippling, psychotic obsession with shoe color. Also, females tend to reach emotional maturity very quickly, so that by age 7 they are no longer capable of seeing the humor in loud inadvertent public blasts of flatulence, whereas males can continue to derive vast enjoyment from this well into their 80s. — Dave Barry

Traditional broadcast media seems old-fashioned and vague to me. When I watch television news, I'm aware of what skilled journalists they are, but I find it hard because of the corny way they present it. — Ira Glass

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary." — Yogi Berra

Quite a small spoke is enough to stop a wheel - even a mighty big wheel - if it's going too fast. — Ethel M. Dell

That which is imagined can never be lost. — Clive Barker

Coming from New Zealand, all the music I listen to is not made by New Zealanders. People never come to New Zealand to play a show because it's in the middle of nowhere. — Lorde

What happens in the world affects me. Sometimes, that's part of the writing. — Isabel Allende

Skype seems the best maybe, as international phone rates are silly. And service is service, that's definitely true. Any time there are two people involved, one of them becomes a server. — Jacob Tomsky

I return my tax bill without paying it. My reason for doing so is that women suffer taxation yet have not representation. — Lucy Stone

Sometimes we owe a friend to the lucky circumstance that we give him no cause for envy. — Friedrich Nietzsche

If you can do nothing else, do whatever is in your power to make the people in your life feel completely unashamed of who they are. — Sam Killermann

Loving means sharing joy with people. — Leo Buscaglia