Arrested Development Warden Gentles Quotes & Sayings

At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind. — Rodney Dangerfield

There have always been people who have written me off. They're not going away. I use that to motivate me. I'm driven to show them just how wrong they are. — Ronda Rousey

Self-defense isn't a one-stop shop that will make her invincible, but I'm hoping I can light a fire inside her to maybe explore this further. It doesn't hurt that I'll have to touch her while we do it. While I think that may make me an asshole, I can live with that fact. I would never hurt her, but I wouldn't mind making her come a time or twelve. Yeah, that absolutely makes me an asshole, but I'm still okay with it. — Aly Martinez

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. — Milton S. Hershey

death is predestined for all mortals. Souls live forever, but the body does not. Unless you are immortal, both the soul and body are tied together."~Taznikos Abyssos — Yelle Hughes

Each time he fought he fought to kill and the other bulls were not afraid of him because they came of good blood and were not afraid. — Ernest Hemingway,

I'd waited for this opportunity with Claudia for a long time - ever since elementary school when I tried to impress her on the monkey bars and woo her with my crayon drawings. But I couldn't have been with her any sooner. You can't expect someone to love a shadow. — Suzanne McKenna Link

she has a blank sheet to write upon. — Noam Chomsky

Grandma, everyone out here is bleaching their anuses. What do I do?"
Her advice? "Baby, go outside in the sun and squirt a little lemon juice on it. — Mollie Gross

If it feels like your life has become a nasty, brackish puddle of water, never forget that you do possess the power to transform it into a beautiful, rushing stream that will carry you to enlightenment. — Russell Simmons

There are no women who do not like perfume, there are women who have not found their scent. — Marilyn Monroe

For the extreme of injustice is to seem to be just when one is not. — Plato

Smile wide to receive many smiles in return. But if you want a good laugh, smirk like a wicked, little imp and watch the range of expressions you're flashed. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Once you let go of your morals, everything becomes funny — David Hayden

People always assume I don't need to work for money, but my divorce settlement was not as much as it's always reported to be. — Daphne Guinness