Araiaaa Quotes & Sayings

Stand-up will always be my first love, and it has been the primary way I've expressed myself since I was 17. — Hari Kondabolu

When the power goes out, we jump up to ... To what? It's weird. We're so used to electricity, when it's gone, we don't know what to do. So we jump up or squeal or start jabbering like idiots. We panic. It's like someone cut off our oxygen. — Rick Yancey

Every madman considers everyone else a madman. — Publilius Syrus

The vice-presidency isnt worth a bucket of warm piss, — John Nance Garner

So far, this is the oldest I've been. — George Carlin

What he would say, he cannot say to this woman whose openness is like a wound, whose youth is not mortal yet. He cannot alter what he loves most in her, her lack of compromise, where the romance of the poems she loves still sits with ease in the real world. Outside these qualities he knows there is no order in the world. — Michael Ondaatje

Japan and South Korea are on high alert after North Korea successfully launched a long-range rocket. Both countries are surprised by North Korea's successful launch, but definitely not as surprised as North Korea. — Jimmy Fallon