Aprils Fools Quotes & Sayings

You know, for most seniors Medicare is their only form of health care. — Corrine Brown

Jem restrained me from further questions. He said Atticus was still touchous about us and the Radleys and it wouldn't do to push him any. Jem — Harper Lee

The cult of the individual is killing us. I think Twitter signals the death of western civilisation, but people have been saying that since Demosthenes. — Kate Atkinson

I could care less about being an action actor like Stallone or Schwarzenegger. — Vin Diesel

Art thrives on a difference of opinion. My treasure is your junk, sort of thing. Life would be dull if we all agreed. — Robert Genn

In accusing me of being a damnable sinner, you are cutting your own throat, Satan. You are reminding me of God's fatherly goodness toward me, that He so loved the world that He gave His only-begotten Son that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life. In calling me a sinner, Satan, you really comfort me above measure. — Martin Luther

This lack of accurate, trustworthy information about the true cost of any given policy, product, service, or behavior is paralyzing all action. — Robert David Steele

I guess not being able to hear just made me adventurous and daring. And in most cases, that didn't make my parents very happy with me. — Marlee Matlin

So loud was the wailing of the women and children that there was not one man among us whose heart did not bleed at the sound ... — Hernando Cortes

The uncomfortable reality is, the diversity agenda isn't about honoring and cherishing all racial, ethnic and religious traditions. It's about apologizing for our Western, Judeo-Christian foundations while pretending not to notice that we're elevating in the eyes of our children the very cultures that hold America in disdain. — Marybeth Hicks

Bill Bradley is a serious politician and if Al Gore stumbles seriously, then Bradley is there to take advantage of that. — Tom Mann

Any man in the company of two woman is outnumbered four to one however amiable they may be. By definition."
'So when its just you and me I outnumber you two to one, is that right?'
"Affirmative. — Kingsley Amis

I tend to read more nonfiction, really, because when I'm writing I don't like to read other fiction. — Irvine Welsh