April Fool S Day Quotes & Sayings

Happy birthday", I whispered. — E.L. James

It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're. — Cara Lynn Shultz

EARLY ONE DARK April morning a few years ago I was sitting in my living room in central Copenhagen, wrapped in a blanket and yearning for spring, when I opened that day's newspaper to discover that my adopted countrymen had been anointed the happiest of their species in something called the Satisfaction with Life Index, compiled by the Department of Psychology at the University of Leicester.

I checked the date on the newspaper: it wasn't 1 April. — Michael Booth

By now the streets of Kalaupapa were filled with people racing for high ground - sick people crying
"Tsunami!" as nature played yet another mean trick on them, God's last best joke at their expense. It was,
after all, April Fool's Day. — Alan Brennert

Be a man! Put on a mask. — Ljupka Cvetanova

At most, I may write when I am disturbed by something. I have recently discovered the pleasure of finding written answers to written questions. — Elena Ferrante

Joe Calzaghe was using the excuse, no one knows who I am in America. Now everyone knows who I am in America. — Carl Froch

It seems that jazz is more cerebral and more mathematical in a sense. — Rita Coolidge

Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS. — Jay Leno

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. — Ambrose Bierce