Appreciating Your Spouse Quotes & Sayings

Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend! — Don Rickles

You have to make a switch. Decide today to start appreciating your spouse's strengths and learn to downplay their weaknesses. If you do, your marriage will be filled with more peace, unity and love, and you'll see God bless your marriage in greater ways. — Joel Osteen

It is not the strength, but the duration, of great sentiments that makes great men. — Friedrich Nietzsche

He treats females like he does a cigarette; light it, use it, and lose it. — Cora Hawkes

I would rather have a cup of tea than sex. — Boy George

Sometimes I'm so smart, I almost feel like a real person. — Graham Parke

Einstein's E=mc2 is an extraordinary concept. So radical: matter and energy are two phases of the same sort of general stuff. There's only one other idea that radical: Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. — Kurt Vonnegut

Seriously, Taylor - do you know who I am?" he demanded.
She smiled at this. "You celebrities actually say that? That's cute. — Julie James

Programs today get very fat; the enhancements tend to slow the programs down because people put in special checks. When they want to add some feature, they'll just stick in these checks without thinking how they might slow the thing down. — Bill Gates

Be Briton still to Britain true,
Among oursel's united;
For never but by British hands
Maun British wrangs be righted. — Robert Burns