Apfelbaum Blog Quotes & Sayings

...I have test... "I wanna to make a screenshot of this... on the board..."...
"Can I go to the toilet?"...
Hahaha... this fucking people... I'm going to cheat and nobody can do anything about that! — Deyth Banger

Your children ... are like diamonds ... they may need polish.. and education of the right kind will impart this lustre. — George Q. Cannon

You have been running, Jo. How could you? When will you stop such romping ways? said Meg reprovingly. — Louisa May Alcott

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh. — Billy Sunday

I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit? — Garry Shandling

But a human mind is a great sullen lightning-filled cloud of thoughts, all of them occupying a finite amount of brain processing time. Finding whatever the owner thinks they're thinking in the middle of the smog of prejudices, memories, worries, hopes and fears is almost impossible. — Terry Pratchett

I'm sure glad this isn't my home ball park. — Hank Aaron

Gandhi: Ninny of the 20th Century. — Ralph E. Reed Jr.

The real wants of nature are the measure of enjoyments, as the foot is the measure of the shoe. We can call only the want of what is necessary poverty. — Pope Clement I

I don't really care what people think about me if they don't let me see it. — L.M. Montgomery

Love what you do or don't do it. — Mark Cuban

Get enough exercise and sleep: Sounds trivial, but it's not. You may have the urge to work 24/7, to skip the gym and to stay up late to get a few more things done. That's short-sighted. Exercise and sleep are critical to having the physical and mental energy necessary to meet a challenge. — Gretchen Rubin

For mightier far
Than strength of nerve or sinew, or the sway
Of magic potent over sun and star,
Is love, though oft to agony distrest,
And though his favourite be feeble woman's breast. — William Wordsworth

It could be ... Giant Baba! — Jack Tunney

Average Jones had come by his nickname inevitably. His parents had foredoomed him to it when they furnished him with the initials A. V. R. E. as preface to his birthright of J for Jones. His character apparently justified the chance concomitance. He was, so to speak, a composite photograph of any thousand well-conditioned, clean-living Americans between the ages of twenty-five and thirty. — Samuel Hopkins Adams