Annual Function Celebration Quotes & Sayings

Words are a form of personal expression. They differentiate us as well as fingerprints do. They reflect what kind of person we are ... — Charles A. Didier

Why did the blonde miss her flight? Because when she read the sign on the road that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. — Various

Play for the name on the front of the shirt, and they will remember the name on the back — Tony Adams

I can, from the distance of years now, still think I'm hearing the voices of two young men singing these words in Neapolitan toward daybreak, neither realizing, as they held each other and kissed again and again on the dark lanes of old Rome, that this was the last night they would ever make love again. "Tomorrow let's go to San Clemente," I said. "Tomorrow is today," he replied. — Andre Aciman

CHAPTER VIII OLIVER WALKS TO LONDON. HE ENCOUNTERS ON THE ROAD, A STRANGE SORT OF YOUNG GENTLEMAN — Charles Dickens

A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity. — Isaac Mizrahi