Aniston Quotes & Sayings

I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous. — Jennifer Aniston

I will always speak my mind. — Jennifer Aniston

Being this side of 40 feels like what I should have felt being this side of 25: in my body, in my heart, happy with my life, and OK with whatever bumps in the road present themselves. — Jennifer Aniston

I call it the 'doll house,' ... It's absolutely gorgeous, especially at this time of year. It's a crisp sky and, you know, if we wake up on a clear morning, and then I take little Norm out for a walk, have a little coffee on the deck. — Jennifer Aniston

I'll never forget my high school acting teacher, Anthony Abeson, who said, "It starts with the shoes." When I think about a character, it does start with the shoes: What kind would she wear? How would she walk in them? If I'm going to put on a dress for a role - I don't care if it's the hardest dress to put on - I have to put the shoes on first. The physicality leads me to the character. — Jennifer Aniston

She's been there for me in a lot of ways, and she really is just the most dependable and loyal and funny as all get out. I mean, she just cracks me up. Constantly. — Jennifer Aniston

Marriage brings up all the things I pushed to the back burner - the fears, the mistrust, the doubts, the insecurities. It's like opening Pandora's box. — Jennifer Aniston

Having experienced everything you don't want in a partner over time, it starts to narrow down to what you actually do want. — Jennifer Aniston

The thing about chemistry, it's sort of you get along with a person and then sort of if the movie does well, then you have great chemistry. — Jennifer Aniston

The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain. — Jennifer Aniston

Marriage is wonderful. — Jennifer Aniston

In high school there were so many Jennifers, I had all sorts of names, including Jo-Jen, Jenna, Jenna-Bean, and Jenny A. — Jennifer Aniston

Everybody who has ever been snubbed, you know that is very humiliating. — Jennifer Aniston

I am pretty controlled I have to say. — Jennifer Aniston

You're damned if you're too thin and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. Its impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we stop trying. — Jennifer Aniston

As women, we do feel like we have to live up to an expectation, whether it's on camera or going to the market or whatever it is. And the truth of the matter is, that's not always the way it is. We don't always have our high heels on, we don't always have our makeup on. — Jennifer Aniston

Everybody relates to having a dream. — Jennifer Aniston

Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth. — Jennifer Aniston

I've seen people go through divorces and stuff, crossroads that don't end well. Often. — Jennifer Aniston

Why thrust your kid into that? You try to protect them from all the bad people out there. — John Aniston

If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell. — Jennifer Aniston

I love Jennifer Aniston's style. She is streamlined and never overdone. And Demi Moore always looks classic, gorgeous and sophisticated. — Hoda Kotb

My father and I are friends and my mother and I don't speak. It's a bummer. I miss her. — Jennifer Aniston

Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate. — Jennifer Aniston

Life is funny. Life isn't categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don't know why they try to categorize everything. It drives me crazy-why it would have to be just a romantic comedy or ... I want to have a little integrity, a little story, you know — Jennifer Aniston

A relationship isn't going to make me survive. It's the cherry on top. — Jennifer Aniston

Realistically speaking, I don't know how many more years I will want to be acting or will be invited to be. — Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston is a genius. — Emma Roberts

A man divorcing would never be accused of choosing career over children. — Jennifer Aniston

In the Fifties, my parents were known as 'America's sweethearts'. Their pictures graced the covers of all the newspapers. They were the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston of their day. — Carrie Fisher

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. — Jennifer Aniston

When I started making enough money to afford high-end, fancy skincare products with sexy bottles and impressive claims, I decided to give them a try. As a result my skin acted up and got irritated. I think sometimes women may be overcleansing their skin. Some products and masks can be too aggressive and irritating for certain skin types. I believe the more simple, natural, and easy the skin care regime, the better off your skin will be. — Jennifer Aniston

I was somebody who never loved my hair. I had curly hair and wished it was straight. — Jennifer Aniston

I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the hell!' and did something crazy. — Jennifer Aniston

I love Jennifer Aniston. I'm a bit obsessed with her. I also love Kristen Wiig, and obviously, 'Bridesmaids' is one of the funniest movies ever. I do have some of her 'SNL' skits that I've saved on my computer and stuff. — Jillian Rose Reed

I don't think I got thin. I think I got healthy. — Jennifer Aniston

I ... understand that age is kind of awesome. I am fortunate enough to know women like Gloria Steinem - who I think is one of the most stunning women on the planet - [who] doesn't touch her face. Diane Keaton, Annette Bening - all of these fabulous, fearless women who are flawless - they embrace it! — Jennifer Aniston

All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband. — Joan Rivers

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. — Jennifer Aniston

Would I love to run around and check out if Jennifer Aniston was looking for a boyfriend? Yeah, it would be interesting for a minute. But would I trade in my life to get her and Angelina [Jolie]? No way. I've got something better. And I don't need the neuroses of two type-A personalities in my life. One is enough. — Jon Bon Jovi

The gift of my childhood was laughter, being able to find the humor. — Jennifer Aniston

I remember being seven and asking my mom if I was as pretty as Monique [my best friend in grade school]. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, 'Oh, honey, you're so funny.' So, she doesn't lie to me ... she answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength. — Jennifer Aniston

I always say, "Don't make plans, make options. — Jennifer Aniston

It's impossible to satisfy everyone, and I suggest we all stop trying. — Jennifer Aniston

Thirties. Go to therapy. Clean up all of the sh-t. Clean up all of the toxins and the noise. Understand who you are. Educate yourself on the self. — Jennifer Aniston

You can't blame someone for not knowing what his or her job should be if you don't ask for it right off the bat. — Jennifer Aniston

My most disastrous date was not so much a disaster as uncomfortable for both parties involved. — Jennifer Aniston

My dad became a soap opera actor, and I was an extra in a skating rink scene on the soap. I didn't audition. It was nepotism all the way. — Jennifer Aniston

Obviously, when I learn about something new that I can do in my everyday life that makes a whole lot of sense and can help the environment, I do it. Eventually, it just becomes second nature. If we all begin to learn from one another and share some of the things we do, we just might be able to affect the world for the better through these little rituals. In a curious way, this would be a great wave of awareness: doing the right thing without being told to or having to think why. — Jennifer Aniston

I think it's important to have closure in any relationship that ends - from a romantic relationship to a friendship. You should always have a sense of clarity at the end and know why it began and why it ended. You need that in your life to move cleanly into your next phase. — Jennifer Aniston

Most of us fall in love with someone's persona and spend the next three to five years discovering who that person really is. If you can stay connected through that process of raw vulnerability, I think you have a shot at the prize of knowing and accepting another human being for who and what they really are after years of highs and lows. — Jennifer Aniston

Women are realizing it more and more knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have that child. Times have changed and that is also what is amazing is that we do have so many options these days. — Jennifer Aniston

I've learned that you can get through things that hurt. Nothing will kill you. Nothing. People are unbelievable. we have such resilience. — Jennifer Aniston

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care. — Adam Carolla

I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it — Jennifer Aniston

She [Mandy Ingber] brought yoga into my life. It completely changed my life ... It's one of the most fun workouts I've ever had ... So have fun and work hard because it will totally pay off. — Jennifer Aniston

Oh, my God, my thirties blew! Forties are great. — Jennifer Aniston

You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'. — Jennifer Aniston

Maybe it's a fairy tale, but I believe in happily ever after. — Jennifer Aniston

My dog didn't like me very much. My first dog, Dmitri, was a poodle. I used to think Dmitri was something I could play with and ride. I tried to ride a poodle. And then he bit me. — Jennifer Aniston

It's sad, something coming to an end. It cracks you open, in a way - cracks you open to feeling. — Jennifer Aniston

I was a dumpy teenager. My mum was a model and was all about looks, so I rebelled by going goth. It took me years of peeling back the onion to finally stop using make-up as a mask and feel comfortable in my skin. — Jennifer Aniston

I'm a sweats and UGGs girl. Very casual. — Jennifer Aniston

Nobody thinks of themselves as sexy, really. Some days you go, 'Hey, I'm not going too bad today.' But if you try and be sexy, you'll never be sexy. — Jennifer Aniston

I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny. — Jennifer Aniston

You just have to work really hard to tune out the noise and the static. Because it gets louder, and people really have an opinion, and you don't want to shy away from taking chances for fear of what people will say, or living in the wreckage of the future [of] what may be if I do this. — Jennifer Aniston

I support women, men, anybody who is in a place that's not their strongest and who is ready to push forward. — Jennifer Aniston

I think rage is so ugly. — Jennifer Aniston

Something about family and trying to relate it to the movie with, 'Oh, if I was to have a child how many kids do I want?' And 'do I want a boy or a girl?' I didn't realize you could place orders, I honestly didn't realize it was like a drive-through, that you could talk to a little electronic voice. — Jennifer Aniston

Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard! — Jennifer Aniston

It's a job - someone's gotta kiss Jennifer Aniston. The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine. — David Schwimmer

I think there's something so wonderful about being part of the process from the seed of the idea to seeing it come to life on a screen. And to have a hand in that creatively, not just showing up as an actor for hire. — Jennifer Aniston

I love Tom Kenny. And Jill Talley. And Jennifer Aniston, too! — Wayne Knight

I would quite like to create a fragrance for men though - something that I like. — Jennifer Aniston

When your parents split up, it's impossible to delude yourself about fairytale romance and happy endings. — Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston and I have always just really gotten along well ... I was just fortunate to be a good fit for parts in her films. — Jason Bateman

I'm not sitting somewhere dwelling on the past. I'm not fretting or obsessing about something in the future. — Jennifer Aniston

I was told to avoid the business all together because of the rejection. People would say to me, 'Don't you want to have a normal job and a normal family?' I guess that would be good advice for some people, but I wanted to act. — Jennifer Aniston

I think Princess Diana probably had the most famous haircut, or Farrah Fawcett or Jennifer Aniston. — Dorothy Hamill

I feel sexy in my jeans and wearing my boyfriend's T-shirt. — Jennifer Aniston

Everywhere I go, people ask me about Jennifer Aniston's wedding. Everywhere I go. I always say to her, I'm like, 'Being friends with you is a burden. You think it's hard to be friends with me?' — Chelsea Handler

If you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that speculation in people, it's gotta sting a little bit. — Dave Chappelle

I can't write. I would love to. I don't really have an interest in it, to be honest. I'll leave that to my fiance. — Jennifer Aniston

I just stay fit and in shape. — Jennifer Aniston

People laugh at me. Sometimes I know why, and sometimes I don't. — Jennifer Aniston

This is a business. Be smart. Choose wisely. — John Aniston

I don't know what it means to be a sex symbol. When I look myself on a magazine cover I don't see it as me, but as someone painted, fluffed, puffed and done up. — Jennifer Aniston

I just feel lucky. — Jennifer Aniston

When I got the script to this movie, The Good Girl, I read it in an hour. The writer, Mike White, has an ability to create characters that are so creepy and dysfunctional and human, with this duality that makes people feel empathy for them at the same time. My first thought was 'Was this sent to the right person?' I called my agent. 'Are they sure? Let's say yes before they realize they've sent it to the wrong person!. — Jennifer Aniston

I'm famous, but I'm not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston. — Britney Spears

I think there are opportunities for women in comedies - how zany is up to them. — Jennifer Aniston

What I look for is a man who can be a friend, someone who is an equal and one with whom I feel comfortable. I want to be happy and loved, and not settling for something second best and less than I deserve. But a relationship of and by itself is not what is going to make this gal survive - a relationship is the cherry on the top of the cake — Jennifer Aniston

My best hostess tip is to have good food and really good music! — Jennifer Aniston

I just want to keep trying to surprise myself and I want to keep challenging myself. — Jennifer Aniston

If we can say, 'I loved, and I received a lot of love,' then great. That's enough. — Jennifer Aniston

People who avoid the brick walls - all power to ya, but we all have to hit them sometimes in order to push through to the next level, to evolve. — Jennifer Aniston

Look at Jennifer Aniston: She's America's sweetheart for a reason. You know what she's going to look like when she shows up to something, and there's something so comfortable about that. — Allison Williams

It's all about being comfortable, being easy and having you be able to wear something and not having it wear you. It's classic. Every time I've tried to be bold and crazy, I feel like a Japanese animated cartoon character. — Jennifer Aniston

There are a lot of movies that are unbelievable successes that I would be mortified to be a part of. — Jennifer Aniston