Anime Simp Quotes & Sayings

A man of logic is a man of sin. — Mike Norton

The wise are unaffected either by death or life. These are but faces of the same coin. — Mahatma Gandhi

I was always laughing in church. — Tom Waits

Getting a rise out of him was like trying to give a handjob to a parking meter: you were going to end up frustrated and exhausted long before a cop came along to haul you away. — Christopher Moore

The commodification of beauty is an economic trap designed to enslave the modern woman. — Mira Jacob

You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky ... to Igor Stravinsky! — Victor Borge

Burning selenium can make sulfur smell like Chanel. — Randall Munroe

With fatal, fatal Love a girlhood goes. — Louise Imogen Guiney

Education is transformational. It changes lives. That is why people work so hard to become educated and why education has always been the key to the American Dream, the force that erases arbitrary divisions of race and class and culture and unlocks every person's God-given potential. — Condoleezza Rice

Sometimes, in a part, everything comes together. — Michael Caine

Ask any soldier. To kill a man is to merit a woman. — Jean Giraudoux

You wouldn't want to move if you sat next to me on the bus. Or maybe you would. — Richard Dawson

I just think that where that kiss was heading is someplace that's a lot easier for you than it is for me. My life is very structured. Very simple. Very sane. — Ann Evans