Anchorman Sign Off Quotes & Sayings

The first time I saw him, everyone convinced me he was a hallucination caused by hypothermia. It was the second time that really messed me up. — Amy Patrick

Drink never drown anyone's sorrows," he went on. "It only teaches them how to swim. — Marian Keyes

Well, then, happy news! Hakuna matata and all that," Ian said cheerily. "We'll rest and have a fine dining moment while we wait." He looked around at the various airport fast-food choices. "Well, er, we'll rest... — Peter Lerangis

I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City. Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited. I found what I thought at the time was a very rare seashell. And I took it to a friend of mine who works in a museum. And I was really disappointed. It turned out to be just a human ear. — David Letterman

I'm looking for a miracle, I expect the impossible, I feel the intangible,I see the invisible! — D.C. Thomson & Company Limited

For when a nation becomes civilized, if it does not drop human sacrifices altogether, it at least selects as victims only such wretches as would be put to death at any rate. Thus the killing of a god may sometimes come to be confounded with the execution of a criminal. — James G. Frazer

Cooking fills me with a dread I can only describe as the sum total of every negative feeling I've ever had about myself. It takes my chronic impatience, divides it by my inherent laziness, and multiplies it to the power of my deepest self-loathing. — Meghan Daum