An Idiot Abroad Funniest Quotes & Sayings

Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about women. — George Bernard Shaw

The Lord, creator of life, has given us information to act upon that is guaranteed by him to guide us to our goal of life eternal. — Elaine A. Cannon

The songs that I'm able to write are the songs I'm able to write, whatever they may be. The path I've cut for myself is pop music - love-y pop music. That's what I enjoy doing. And I don't think I'm going to get sick of it anytime soon. — Mac DeMarco

The poison from which the weaker nature perishes strengthens the strong man - and he does not call it poison. — Friedrich Nietzsche

It made no sense to live in Cumbria and fail to make full use of the opportunities it provided. — Rebecca Tope

I love hanging out with my friends; I love to run. I box. I'm a huge movie buff. — Brittany Snow

We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service. — Garrison Keillor

Because faithfulness is not a human question, but a divine one. — Sebastian Barry

I was the second-best player in high school. I was the second pick in the draft. I've been second in the MVP voting three times. I came in second in the Finals. I'm tired of being second. I'm not going to settle for that. I'm done with it. — Kevin Durant

What Is, is more important than What Should Be. — Bruce Lee

Beer's for the good times. But ain't nothing like a big ass bowl of ice cream with all the trimmings to chase the blues away for me. — Elizabeth Reyes