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Alimony Quotes By Don DeLillo

Maybe it was the hip-sprung way she moved, high-assed and shiny, alert to surfaces, like a character in a B movie soaked in alimony and gin. — Don DeLillo

Alimony Quotes By Fannie Hurst

The vast army of women seeking divorce are mainly after easy alimony from men they have ceased to love - surely one of the most despicable forms of barter that can exchange human hands. — Fannie Hurst

Alimony Quotes By Dick Schaap

Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony. — Dick Schaap

Alimony Quotes By Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. — Groucho Marx

Alimony Quotes By James Ellroy

The novel is final form; it's the ultimate individual final form. Television and motion pictures never get there. You'd be fabulous to think that something you write is even going to be filmed. I give it the best shot of which I'm capable. But it's more a payday for me. And if I didn't have alimony and the full-time assistant. — James Ellroy

Alimony Quotes By James Ellroy

L.A. ispolluted. It's overpopulated. But it is very much home. It was inevitable for me, the moving back. I was living in San Francisco, and Joan broke it off with me, and I needed a place to live. I'd been divorced. And I needed to write movies and TV shows to earn a living. Alimony. All that. So I figured what the hell, I'll go back to L.A. — James Ellroy

Alimony Quotes By Burt Reynolds

I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks. — Burt Reynolds

Alimony Quotes By Quentin Crisp

Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever. — Quentin Crisp

Alimony Quotes By Garth Risk Hallberg

These are your peak earning years, my friend. You've got kids to think about. And soon enough, alimony. — Garth Risk Hallberg

Alimony Quotes By Kenneth Eade

It just doesn't seem fair, you know? I work my ass off and she gets to live off the ruination of my financial life — Kenneth Eade

Alimony Quotes By Gay Talese

People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how to get an alimony settlement better than they got last week. — Gay Talese

Alimony Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash. — P.G. Wodehouse

Alimony Quotes By Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. — Groucho Marx

Alimony Quotes By Arthur Baer

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. — Arthur Baer

Alimony Quotes By Diane Garnick

In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands. — Diane Garnick

Alimony Quotes By Craig Ferguson

Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony-the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste. — Craig Ferguson

Alimony Quotes By Nancy Horan

If Catherine would just let go' had been their mantra for so long. Now Mamah understood Catherine's dilemma better. She wouldn't divorce Frank because she feared he wouldn't pay her child support and alimony. And there was revenge to be sure: By refusing to divorce after twenty years of accommodating him, Catherine was squeezing recompense from Frank for a longstanding emotional debt. But that was only part of it. Catherine held on because she still loved him, and remembered what it was like to be loved by him. Nothing else in the world compared to the incandescent joy Frank brought to his best beloved. — Nancy Horan

Alimony Quotes By Robert B. Parker

How the hell can you be liberated and accept alimony?" I said.
Again the smile, innocent, beautiful, glorious, and satanic. "Exploit the oppressor," she said. — Robert B. Parker

Alimony Quotes By Groucho Marx

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers. — Groucho Marx

Alimony Quotes By Peggy Hopkins Joyce

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce

Alimony Quotes By Oliver Herford

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford

Alimony Quotes By Lewis Black

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve. — Lewis Black

Alimony Quotes By Arthur Phillips

But no, music lasted longer than anything it inspired. After LPs, cassettes, and CDs, when matrimony was about to decay into its component elements - alimony and acrimony - the songs startled him and regained all their previous, pre-Rachel meanings, as if they had not only conjured her but then dismissed her, as if she had been entirely their illusion. He listened to the old songs again, years later on that same dark promenade, when every CD he had ever owned sat nestled in that greatest of all human inventions, the iPod, dialed up and yielding to his fingertip's tap. The songs now offered him, in exchange for all he had lost, the sensation that there was something still to long for, still, something still approaching, and all that had gone before was merely prologue to an unimaginably profound love yet to seize him. If there was any difference now, it was only that his hunger for music had become more urgent, less a daily pleasure than a daily craving. — Arthur Phillips

Alimony Quotes By John Barrymore

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. — John Barrymore

Alimony Quotes By Linda Evans

I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very much to be independent, not take alimony from him, be on my own, do the right thing. — Linda Evans

Alimony Quotes By Red Buttons

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Alimony Quotes By Charlotte Perkins Gilman

If a woman is really injured by her marriage, she should sue under the employer liability act. She should claim damages
not alimony. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Alimony Quotes By Eric Stoltz

I know a lot of writers who would much rather be writing the Great American Novel, but they've got bills to pay and alimony, and so they take a job at a less-than-reputable paper. You know, you do what you gotta do. — Eric Stoltz

Alimony Quotes By H.L. Mencken

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. — H.L. Mencken

Alimony Quotes By Stephen King

The lobby of the Nelson Hotel always smells of the river
it's in the pores of the place
but this evening the smell is heavier than usual. It's a smell that makes us think of bad ideas, blown investments, forged checks, deteriorating health, stolen office supplies, unpaid alimony, empty promises, skin tumors, lost ambition, abandoned sample cases filled with cheap novelties, dead hope, dead skin, and fallen arches.
This is the kind of place you don't come to unless you've been here before and all your other options are pretty much foreclosed. It's a place where men who left their families two decades before now lie on narrow beds with pee-stained mattresses, coughing and smoking cigarettes. — Stephen King

Alimony Quotes By Ken Goldstein

We have FCC, abandoned alimony payments, assault and battery, Homeland Security escalation, and that's before we invite the IRS to take a walk on your wild side. — Ken Goldstein

Alimony Quotes By Norman Mailer

Alimony is the curse of the writing class. — Norman Mailer

Alimony Quotes By Ashwin Sanghi

Shah Bano, a sixty-two-year-old Muslim mother of five from Indore, had been divorced by her husband in 1978. She filed a criminal suit in the Supreme Court, in which she won the right to alimony from her husband. This was a landmark secular judgment in which the court decided that maintenance was payable even if it were in conflict with Muslim personal law - Sharia. India seemed to be moving towards a uniform civil code - one that did not distinguish between Hindu, Muslim, Christian or Sikh. — Ashwin Sanghi

Alimony Quotes By Robin Williams

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet. — Robin Williams

Alimony Quotes By Carolyn Wells

The wages of sin is alimony. — Carolyn Wells

Alimony Quotes By John Cleese

My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't doing this I'd be making documentaries about wildlife and other subjects that interest me. — John Cleese

Alimony Quotes By O. Henry

In time truth and science and nature will adapt themselves to art. Things will happen logically, and the villain be discomfited instead of being elected to the board of directors. But in the meantime fiction must not only be divorced from fact, but must pay alimony and be awarded custody of the press despatches. — O. Henry

Alimony Quotes By Kenneth Eade

Now you can start paying for it with money instead of blood. — Kenneth Eade

Alimony Quotes By Don Adams

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much. — Don Adams