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Alimony Money Quotes By Russell Brand

I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time. — Russell Brand

Alimony Money Quotes By Edna St. Vincent Millay

Life in itself Is nothing, An empty cup, a flight of uncarpeted stairs. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

Alimony Money Quotes By Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. — Groucho Marx

Alimony Money Quotes By Steve Jobs

Team, it turned out that Michael Dell wasn't perfect at predicting the future. Based on today's stock market close, Apple is worth more than Dell. Stocks go up and down and things may be different tomorrow but I thought it was worth a moment of reflection today. — Steve Jobs

Alimony Money Quotes By Ludwig Von Mises

Public works are not accomplished by the miraculous power of a magic wand. They are paid for by funds taken away from the citizens. — Ludwig Von Mises

Alimony Money Quotes By Craig Ferguson

Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony-the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste. — Craig Ferguson

Alimony Money Quotes By Gage Munroe

Helicopters make everything better. — Gage Munroe

Alimony Money Quotes By Stanislaw Leszczynski

Misers are very kind people: they amass wealth for those who wish their death. — Stanislaw Leszczynski

Alimony Money Quotes By Trevor Dunn

Pop culture is not about depth. It's about marketing, supply and demand, consumerism. — Trevor Dunn

Alimony Money Quotes By Rupert Dreyfus

Social media is basically standing at a bucket filled with other people's vomit and you suck the vomit through a straw, and gag and wince at the unbearable taste of other people's vomit. Yet strangely we continue to suck through the straw as if we've never tasted such lovely vomit. And then before you know it you're old and you're grey. And that's the end of you. A lonely death. Your gravestone is marked with the six saddest words:

Social Media Drained My Soul Away

And they all mourn your loss at a budget funeral service while updating their social media statuses on mobile phones apps. And in years to come nobody remembers any of your updates; even those updates that you deep-down believed were going to bring about world peace. The Digital Age is more disposable than nappies and just as full of shit. — Rupert Dreyfus

Alimony Money Quotes By Alexander Smith

Pride's chickens have bonny feathers, but they are an expensive brood to rear. They eat up everything, and are always lean when brought to market. — Alexander Smith

Alimony Money Quotes By Robin Williams

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet. — Robin Williams

Alimony Money Quotes By Kenneth Eade

Now you can start paying for it with money instead of blood. — Kenneth Eade