Alan Sheinwald Quotes & Sayings

Now you see ... they' re not fit for humans ... " "Put them on me. — Steve Martin

Whenever I'm with my mother, I feel as though I have to spend the whole time avoiding land mines. — Amy Tan

A young man, Jamaican, perhaps, his head circled in a scarf with sunbleached dreadlocks on piled on top, looking like a plate of soft-shell crabs. — Steve Martin

Human potential, though not always apparent, is there waiting to be discovered and invited forth. — William W. Purkey

She saw him drenched with gasoline. She could actually feel the box of matches in her hand. — Stieg Larsson

Now what I contend is that my body is my own, at least I have always so regarded it. If I do harm through my experimenting with it, it is I who suffer, not the state. — Mark Twain

I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point? — Steve Martin

Nowadays we are all of us so hard up that the only pleasant things to pay are compliments. They're the only things we can pay. — Oscar Wilde

-Who knows about this?
-Just me, the police, the killer, and now you. — Stieg Larsson

So, I can hurt now, or hurt later. — Steve Martin

I couldn't see his face, because the light came in from behind him and he was in shadow, and he said, "I am Picasso." And I said, "Well, so what? — Steve Martin

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. — Groucho Marx

When infants aren't held, they can become sick, even die. It's universally accepted that children need love, but at what age are people supposed to stop needing it? We never do. We need love in order to live happily, as much as we need oxygen in order to live at all. — Marianne Williamson

Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.
And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.) — Dr. Seuss