Alafogiannis Plumbing Quotes & Sayings

The problem here is that you think love will take all the pain away, like it does for characters in a book. It's not that easy, Stephen, and not that simple; despite all your bards and how much we'd like that to be true. It isn't. Love isn't going to fix me, or you. It's not a laxative that just helps you shit out all the crap you'd rather forget. — Brandon Shire

Rats die. That's just how it is. Loose lips get sewn shut before they're tossed right off the ship. — J.M. Darhower

The mother-earth may not like
the way we preserve her ... if any. — Toba Beta

I'd rather win two or three, lose one, win two or three more. I'm a great believer in things evening out. If you win a whole bunch in a row, somewhere along the line you're going to lose some too. — Walt Alston

To build a software that your users understand, capture the language of that users in a class diagram. — Michael Jesse Chonoles

The only other human endeavor on which there's more 16-millimeter film than pro football is World War II, and we're going to pass that in 2013. — Steve Sabol

If you don't stop smiling everyone is going to fall in love with you. — M.F. Moonzajer

It may be an extreme example brought about by abnormal circumstances - but the criteria of human rights kick in, surely, precisely when the conditions are extreme and the situation is abnormal. — Breyten Breytenbach

Liberals have one solution for every economic issue; eat the seed corn. — James Cook

Traditional marriage between a man and a woman has been a cornerstone of our society for generations. If we are going to change that, it ought to be done by the will of the people. — Steve Chabot